These Deals Should Be Illegal...
The Bunkinator 3000â„¢
Bunk bed + recliner + espresso machine = chaos. Now $99. Batteries not included, sanity not guaranteed.
Snake Skin King
100% faux rattlesnake. Looks dangerous. Feels luxurious. Perfect for desert naps and outlaw selfies. $299
Floaty Snoozeâ„¢ XL
Technically a pool raft. Officially a bed. Cowboy-tested. Lifeguard-disapproved. Only $49!
Cactus Comfort Classic
It *looks* like a cactus, but it sleeps like a cloud. Just don’t roll off the sides. $199 with aloe pillow.
*Offers expire at the next full moon or whenever Big Jake says so.